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thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that, in 1348, the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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sexually-frustrated-glasses:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

oh my god…

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iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

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stay-weird-guys:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

image

Wait is this a thing

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

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the-white-burns:

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

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all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

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huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

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madeofpatterns:

slashmarks:

beedibix:

living400lbs:

I think somebody had fun with this wall. 

this is a nice wall. I like this wall.

!!!!!!!!!!!

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rainyapparitions:

go home

this wins Halloween

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stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

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chelseawelseyknight:

spookyfbi:

suckmydestiel:

OH MY FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER GO HOME

PETITION TO HAVE A MOVIE MADE OUT OF THIS STORY.

totally not crying

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kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

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